20+ Poorly written job postings riddled with typos and misspellings: 'Someone should get fired for this!'

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  • 01

    That feeling when what they're asking for is literally impossible...

    IDK @ SCR Saga @kevinkaywho Found a job opening that requires 8+ years of Swift experience. Swift is a programming language that came out 3 years ago.
  • 02

    Is it one business or two?

    Profile This business are hiring based on attitude over skill set and are seeking the right candidate who is proactive, hard-working and uses initiative to support a team. You will be able to juggle conflicting deadlines and be highly organised and efficient when completing tasks.
  • 03

    A great example of not having attention to detail!

    To succeed in this role, you will need to: • Be well presented with excellent communication skills • Have a mature and positive outlook Have an ability to work autonomously Ben accurate and have excellent attention to detail • Be reliable, flexible and adaptable • Be an Australian citizen or Permanent Residenct
  • 04

    Well, this candidate does have eagle eyes for pointing out the spacing issues here!

    Managing your own personal client list Wowing clients with out-of-the-box solutions Assisting with office tasks such as daily banking, errands and mail as required The successful candidate will have: Eagle eyes when it comes to attention to detail Impeccable and professional phone manner
  • 05

    So fast-paced you can't even spell it correctly!

    Installations Scheduler All Floors Carpet Court • Face paced position • Great small team work environment Carpet Court is looking for a unique individual with a good sense of humour and ability to work under pressure for the role of Installations Scheduler The successful applicant will have Superb time management, communication and interpersonal skills • The ability to work under pressure and strong problem solving skills and a great sense of humour An incredibly high attention to detail
  • 06

    Oh Gosh, the pluralized version of process is NOT process's!

    Skills and experience • Civil Engineering experience preferred • Excellent Relationship and Communication Skills • The ability to follow process's • Able to Multi Task Computer and IT savvy (various programmes) Deliver exceptional levels of Customer Service • Attention to detail Ability to Problem solve and think outside the square • An interest in Administration, Accounting and learning new skills
  • 07

    Yup, it seems like an educator is certainly needed!

    Assistant Edcator YMCA WA Perth Rockingham & Kwinana Work for a values based, not for profit organisati Education & Training > Childcare & Outside School Hours Care
  • 08

    What Inigo Montoya said!

    Delivering the exceptional without exception every day. At MSS Security we pride ourselves on delivering unforgettable experiences that customers will talk about for years to come. YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS
  • 09

    Previous experience in the ability to work weekends?

    All about you! In addition you must have previous experience in the following areas: Immediate start required Experience in Customer Service or Retail essential Strong work ethic and organisational skills Basic computer skills Ability to learn new procedures and systems Flexibility to work across different stores within the region Availability to work weekends mandatory
  • 10

    Any time they talk about positive energy, it's because there is none in that office!

    and us, so it's important to represent Regus each day. We're looking for someone who's able to transmit positive energy to our business community; a sparkling, enthusiastic, determined individual who feels confident within Regus and willing to go that extra mile.
  • 11

    Why would one need 3 years of experience if full training is provided?

    from Perth CBD. Permanent position 10 minutes from Perth CBD Full training provided Role: • Handle all customer enquiries including general and technica queries Process inbound information and escalate if required Manage daily workload and ensure all KPI's are met • Administer all customer enquiries End to end management of assigned tasks and inbound information • Sharing of information and knowledge with team • Database management Requirements: • Minimum 3 years experience as a Client Liaison O
  • 12

    So efficient they can't spell "manner" right!

    • Perform mechanical repairs of fixed gauges Operate and troubleshoot equipment/ instrumentation required in the work of technicians • Assist with set up and cleaning of training areas during training • Ensure all radiation gauges are stored in a safe and efficient manor
  • 13

    This one is just embarrassing!

    This key operational role will oversea our day to day team responsibilities in our corporate office whilst creating clear
  • 14

    This person might be punctual, but they are certainly not reliable

    Follow though meticulous Be comfortable accepting Be ponctual and reliable Have a strong interest in
  • 15

    I have zero quilifications but plenty of qualifications!

    • Work for a leading not for profit disability services provider. • Opportunity to make a difference in the lives of others • Be a part of a supportive and passionate team. Looking for passionate staff that have a quification or experience to assist clients living in the Subiaco, Webley Downs, Alkimos & Yanchep. Save
  • 16

    Repetitive, much?

    Your skills and experience The ideal candidate will have previous experience in an administrative focussed role in a large complex setting. Experience working with a diverse range of stakeholders, working in an office environment and/or corporate environment; Intermediate skills with the MS Office Suite of products in particular Excel, and strong skills in organization, written and verbal communication, time management, and problem solving. We look for candidates with outstanding skills and abil
  • 17

    Don't you love it when they think they're unique?

    This position would suit a team player who can also work autonomously that has strong verbal and written communications skills as well as a high attention to detail and time management skills. So, the same as every other job then?
  • 18

    I've always wanted to be a science!

    Get paid to become a science Apply Now
  • 19

    It's one or the other, people!

    Full time paying $40k v to $50k v 22 jobs found Support Worker At Home Services Baptistcare WA Part time position working 28 hours per week. Must have previous experience and good clinical skills. Community Services & Development > Aged & Disability Support Save
  • 20

    I love working "the in business hours!"

    This is a full-time role Monday to Friday working the in business hours. You will be working from our Subiaco office which is located in the new Westgate Building, 420 Bagot Road (cnr Railway Road) Subiaco, just near the Daglish train station.
  • 21

    This person doesn't seem to be proficient in typing!

    Skills and experience To be considered for the role you must possess the following • A minimum of 1 year administration experiencE • Advanced computer skills with proficiencirs in MS Word, MS Excel, MS PowerPoint and MS Outlook. Proficiency with Reckon APS is ideal but not necessary. • The ability to prioritise tasks & request assistance when
  • 22

    How can it be Monday-Friday, part-time, and involve weekend work?!

    The Position: Starting immediately, we require two Weighbridge Officers to work Monday - Friday at the recycling centre to direct visitors to the appropriate areas for disposal of material. Please note these positions are part-time and will involve weekend work.

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